Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Overheard At The Breakfast Table

Scene:  Edward and The Ducklings downstairs, the latter having breakfast.  Edward rushing around trying to cater to their whims and demands (ie.  "I want more strawberries in my jam", "I want toast.  No, I don't want toast.  YES, I DO!!", "I want more milk", "Where is the butter on my toast?  I DON'T SEE IT!", etcetera, in stereo, ad nauseum).

Keith is banging the table and howling.

Edward:  Keith!  Stop howling, stop banging the table.  Stop being so loud.  Just be quiet for a minute.

Keith:  (Pause)  Okay.

Keith:  ....

Keith:  (Giggles).   I said "Okay".  Hee hee.

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