This morning, as I was getting Colin up for school:
Me: Colin, please get dressed. I have to run into the shower in a minute.
Colin: (places a hand on my arm) Okay, Mummy, but please be careful. The shower can be very slippery.
Yesterday, as I was explaining to Keith the increased police presence and traffic in our neighbourhood, due to a man who had barricaded himself inside an apartment:
Me: Keith, there's a man who has locked himself in his house because he's upset
Keith: Wow, is he in a very dark place?
Me: Well, yes, I suppose you'd have to be in a pretty dark place to do something like that....
Keith: .... dark like puppy's fur, maybe?
Me: ..um...
Keith: Oh, I know! (voice of awe) Maybe he's being chased by slime!
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